Press Bias (Joke)

Posted by David on Nov 2, 2008 in Funny, Politics

Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is
 vacationing in Venice .  The liberal press reluctantly
 watches the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able
 to allot minimal coverage, if any. The Pope asks Governor
 Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the canals of
 Venice . They’re admiring the sights and agreeing on
 moral issues when, all of a sudden, the Pope’s hat
 (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. The
 gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff’s cap with his
 pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating
 craft.Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, “Wait,
 wait. I’ll take care of this. Don’t worry.” She
 steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and
 walks out to the Pope’s hat, bends over and picks it up.
  She walks back across the water to the gondola and steps
 aboard. She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.
 The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats
 in Congress, CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York
 Times, Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany is:
 ”Palin Can’t Swim.”

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